I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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