Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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