Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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