If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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