she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He passed out mid-signature
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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