Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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