Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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