dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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