Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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