better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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