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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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