Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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