so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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