Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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