actually, I'm a sock model
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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