Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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