is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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