Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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