he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
no you cant smoke seaweed
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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