sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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