Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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