it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Can I color on your dick again?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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