i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
