Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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