Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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