I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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