WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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