Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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