she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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