She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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