problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
