No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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