remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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