Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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