The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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