is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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