Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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