Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
