I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
