I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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