My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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