whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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