you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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