she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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