guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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