i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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