Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
lol hangovers are for mortals.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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