she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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