So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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