When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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