Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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