Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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